F L I P F A R C E

2005-01-12T23:05:47Z

Farce: n.
a. A light dramatic work in which highly improbable plot situations, exaggerated characters, and often slapstick elements are used for humorous effect.
b. For my purposes, there is no B.
c. The broad or spirited humor characteristic of such works.

F L I P F A R C E.

Hey? What? Huh? Me? Oh, Right.

F L I P :: Let's get the big ones out of the way, huh?

I'm a Christian. It's important to me. Before you, as a member of the internet subculture, throw any respect you might have had for me out of the window, please realize that bias does not always preclude truth just as faith does not always prevent rationality.

If Hillary runs in 2008, I will not vote Democratic, though it is currently my plan to do so. The party needs to be reorganized.

Who I voted for in 2004 is none of your business. I am independent. I am moderate. In matters of politics and spirituality, I find myself quite respectful of the beliefs of others, unless they're retarded. [commentary on one such example?]

My friends mean the world to me. So does music. I am a musician. I do not live under a bridge. I do not work at McDonalds. You may fuel my creativity with donations of white chocolate mochas, as well as my apparent consumer whoredom. At any rate, most of my mentors were/are musicians. I will pass on what they have given to me in future generations as a music educator -- most likely as a professor.

F A R C E : humor me?

I think Church is the best character in redvsblue, and I'm right. Falling into the same category is my belief that Luigi is better than Mario, maybe because I like the color Green, maybe because he can jump higher, maybe because I'm skinny like him. Maybe it's because he's the underdog, the guy who does tons of work and gets none of the spotlight. Whatever it is, the kid deserves more credit.

I have snowskiied since I was ridiculously small. I finished my last NASTAR course in 39 seconds. Not bad for a girl who gets to go once a year if she's lucky. Winter sports, naturally, are better than summer sports, which is why you can find me glued to the teevee anytime winter olympics come around -- and also why I played ice hockey. On the subject of hockey, the Commissioner's a retard, the Colorado Avalanche are the best, and naturally, I'm always right.

I like my Italian food low in sauce and high in noodles. I'm a terrible meat-eating fiend. On the subject of my caffeine addiction, coke is better than pepsi, and I'm still right.

Oh. And this journal is entirely for SPIT; where witty people like myself make general commentary on the ways of the world. Blame Canada. [unless you're Canadian. Then I guess you should probably find another country to blame. Germany's looking prime for some blame.]